telescope là gì - Nghĩa của từ telescope

telescope có nghĩa là

One of many euphemistic terms for a penis. Most famously used in this context in the Big Bang Theory episode, "The Boyfriend Complexity." In that episode, Howard and Raj accidentally kissed each other in the control room for a telescope. The next day, when Leonard casually asked Howard and Raj what had happened, both of them freaked out, even though Leonard hadn't heard about the kiss.

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(FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY) *Sheldon and Leonard are at the table in the cafeteria. Raj joins them.* LEONARD: Oh, how'd it go last night? RAJ: Oh, you know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars, big move. LEONARD: Really? You waited months for a time with that telescope. Chuyện gì đã xảy ra thế? RAJ: Why? You writing a book? SHELDON: I'm going to propose a hypothesis. Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization, and has been ordered by the United States government to keep it a secret. RAJ: Nothing happened! Can we please just change the subject?! SHELDON: That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone. *Howard walks over to the table.* HOWARD: Hey. LEONARD: Hey. SHELDON: Hello. HOWARD: Hey. RAJ: Hey. LEONARD: You get to play with Raj's big telescope last night? *Howard and Raj both react with shock.* HOWARD: Where'd that come from?! RAJ: He never touched my telescope!! HOWARD: Way to go shutting up! RAJ: I did shut up, now you shut up! HOWARD: Fine! RAJ: Thank you! RAJ: I can't believe you didn't call me this morning.

telescope có nghĩa là

A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.

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(FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY)

telescope có nghĩa là

Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft.

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(FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY)

telescope có nghĩa là

to masturbate into a tube and then ejaculate through the tube into someones eye

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(FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY)

telescope có nghĩa là

Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.

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*Sheldon and Leonard are at the table in the cafeteria. Raj joins them.*

telescope có nghĩa là

A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.

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LEONARD: Oh, how'd it go last night? RAJ: Oh, you know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars, big move.

telescope có nghĩa là

When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person.

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LEONARD: Really? You waited months for a time with that telescope. Chuyện gì đã xảy ra thế?

telescope có nghĩa là

RAJ: Why? You writing a book? SHELDON: I'm going to propose a hypothesis. Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization, and has been ordered by the United States government to keep it a secret. RAJ: Nothing happened! Can we please just change the subject?!

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SHELDON: That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone.

telescope có nghĩa là

A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis

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*Howard walks over to the table.* HOWARD: Hey.

telescope có nghĩa là

when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.

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LEONARD: Hey.